baecklund

Yo momma so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair.

Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo momma so stupid I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo momma is so poor she uses chewing gum as a band aid.

Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.

Yo momma so ugly they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock.

Yo momma so stupid she noticed a sign reading "Wet Floor" so she just did!

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!